WHEELYGIRL'S PEENDANCE
DEAN WOKE UP WITH HIS FEET ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR. HE THOUGHT THIS WAS MAJORLY WEIRD AS HE WAS LYING IN BED AT THE TIME. HE HAULED HIS LUSCIOUS ASS TO THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND OMG!!! THERE WAS THIS GIGANTIC BITCHFACE LOOKING BACK AT HIM!!!! HE WAS TOTALLY SAM!!! AND THEN SAM WOKE UP (IN THE SAME BED NATCH) AND WONDERED WHY THE HELL HIS SHINS WERE AT SUCH A FUNNY ANGLE TO HIS KNEES.... "DUDE!! I'M TOTALLY BOWLEGGED, WTF??" HE YELLED TO DEAN BUT WAIT...HE WAS DEAN!
SAM'S NEW SPESHUL POWER WAS THAT HE COULD GET EMOTIONALLY EMOTIONAL AT THE DROP OF A HAT AND CRY ONE SINGLE PERFECT TEAR DOWN ONE SINGLE PERFECT CHEEK...OF HIS ASS. DEAN FOUND THIS SUCH A TURN ON THAT HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIS SPESHUL POWER OF BEING ABLE TO REPEL ALL DEMONS WITH ONE SINGLE EPIC BITCHFACE. THEY PROCEEDED TO CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE HOTEL ROOM IN A FRENZY OF LUST, BUT SAM KEPT TRIPPING ON HIS OVER HIS FUNNY ANGLED SHINS AND DEAN KEPT SLIDING HIS ASS ON THE PUDDLES CAUSED BY HIS SINGLE PERFECT TEAR SO THEY WERE DOOMED TO ETERNAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION UNTIL THEY BOTH MANAGED TO TRIP ONTO EACH OTHER AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.
THE END.
LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH AKEL!
SAM'S NEW SPESHUL POWER WAS THAT HE COULD GET EMOTIONALLY EMOTIONAL AT THE DROP OF A HAT AND CRY ONE SINGLE PERFECT TEAR DOWN ONE SINGLE PERFECT CHEEK...OF HIS ASS. DEAN FOUND THIS SUCH A TURN ON THAT HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIS SPESHUL POWER OF BEING ABLE TO REPEL ALL DEMONS WITH ONE SINGLE EPIC BITCHFACE. THEY PROCEEDED TO CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE HOTEL ROOM IN A FRENZY OF LUST, BUT SAM KEPT TRIPPING ON HIS OVER HIS FUNNY ANGLED SHINS AND DEAN KEPT SLIDING HIS ASS ON THE PUDDLES CAUSED BY HIS SINGLE PERFECT TEAR SO THEY WERE DOOMED TO ETERNAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION UNTIL THEY BOTH MANAGED TO TRIP ONTO EACH OTHER AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.
THE END.
LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH AKEL!