Seven Things You Can Say About George Carlin
Shit - "Edgy" comedians ain't got shit on you, George.
Piss - It pisses me off that you die and Dick Cheney gets kept alive with unholy machines.
Fuck - Fuck you, world.
Cunt - If God's a she, She's a real cunt.
Cocksucker - I can't believe that you had to get your first obituary from that cocksucker on Entertainment Tonight.
Motherfucker - You and Hunter have both left us here alone, like rats from a sinking ship, you motherfuckers.
Tits - But if I can get back to that cocksucker for a moment, at least the girl I heard fake-frowning her way through a halfwit report on your untimely death had nice tits.
That was a man who left nothing to apologize for.
Piss - It pisses me off that you die and Dick Cheney gets kept alive with unholy machines.
Fuck - Fuck you, world.
Cunt - If God's a she, She's a real cunt.
Cocksucker - I can't believe that you had to get your first obituary from that cocksucker on Entertainment Tonight.
Motherfucker - You and Hunter have both left us here alone, like rats from a sinking ship, you motherfuckers.
Tits - But if I can get back to that cocksucker for a moment, at least the girl I heard fake-frowning her way through a halfwit report on your untimely death had nice tits.
That was a man who left nothing to apologize for.