I'm a jack of all trades. In addition to gimmicky numbered posts that are basically just an excuse to write something puerile and impersonal and also to go to the movies and gorge myself on greasy corn and bubbly corn syrup every week, I also, as the title implies, do memes ("In, as you say, the mud.")
This particular gem was pickaxed from the living brain of
whetherwoman 1.
The title of the first article that pops up is the name of your band. 2.
The last four words of the last quote on the page is the title of your album. 3.
The third picture on the page, no matter how ridiculous, is your album's cover art.
Market Cross is a blues-heavy rock band, full of Southern grace and grit, with a strong strain of whiskey-addled folk tempered by a steely love of electricity. With their latest effort (and therefore) Imminent Downfall, they've taken something of a post-modern bent, with violin prodigy Kennedy standing in for ailing bowman Flax-Eye Phineas on the electric fiddle and production by Jane's Addiction's Dave Navarro, the Market Cross boys are bringing their dirty-rock sound into the near future with cuts such as "Spark the Chrome" and "Circling Squares". Lead singer Canaan Bonaparte growls his stately drawl with a new vibratory edge, supported by the blazing battle-tank guitar of Hard Road Roman and the deep throaty bass of the mysterious Bassist X, they've created a sound that drags the band of edgy good ol' boys kicking and drinking into the 22nd century.