Seasoned beatings of a dead reindeer.

[wheeloffish]

A Disclaimer: While I am fully in support of wishing people any number of extra-national, alterna-religious, imaginary and simply silly sorts of happy holidays, when it comes right down to it, I say "Merry Christmas" when I really mean it. You may wish me any sort of thing you'd wish, and I'll take it with a warm smile and maybe a nice candy cane

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[the_crowchan]

WheelCo™
Head of Jolly Affairs; West Wing
Mists of Portlandia, United States of Canada
To Whichever Longhaired Hippie Slackass Episkopos It May Concern

Dear gentlemen:

As the campaign wears on and dusky reality looms, our hope in success wanes. Morale is low.

As are biscuit supplies.

(Hint, hint.)

The general synopsis is that while the foul borg-thing WOULD wear the firetruck boxers, and we'd nearly sold him on the Groucho Marx glasses -- the bunny slippers caused a massive system shutdown and rebooting with improved Aneristic software that our (largely Liberal Arts and Microbiology) conference has - as of yet - been unable to crack with anything by a sturdy screwdriver.

(The engagement involving a rather daring maneuver by yours truly, with well-timed assistance and sheer cheek provided by one sagan_fox, with the goal of causing said cyborg's software to periodically loudly hum the melody of "Moon River" during press conferences, however, was a rousing success

[patient_0]

His Senoir Popetastic Maestro of HATE
(aka B. L. Outlaw)
210A W. 8th Ave.
Tallahassee, FL 32301.

And happy Kwanza to yourself, you salty technicolor shaman.

[the_verb]

I am touched that you remembered me and my tap dancing (or was it domestication?) in your Yuletide thoughts. I would like to point out, however, that I do not share anyone's Brazilian ass, nor am I in possession of my own.

On that note, I'm glad to hear that your Decemberwe'en was a pleasant one.

Oh, and am I included in the Christmas card rush?

[wheeloffish]

A fair point. I'm just stuck with you two inextricably linked in my mind, like Bert and Ernie or Gomer and Sarge. An unfair generalization, but heck, I only ever knew you two as a tag team. My apologies for any gross inaccuracies.

And of course you are! Gimme your box # or address or what have you, and a card is yours. One of the nice ones, since you asked.

[theroden]

ditto that merry christmas sentiment, yo. As long as it's 231 feet, a la the Bayeux Tapestry.

If you've actually got a card for me, no expectatations, but feel free to send it to...
851 Harrison Ave. Apt. B
Columbus, OH 43215

Shadowedge and Pairodox

[pairodox]

You can spell it properly, but then it loses its punny-goodness.
Adress as it stands, until the condos force us out: 8449 Garden Cir. Apt #2, Sar, FL 34243

Do you want details on the Flesh?