"Ve do not haff sharks in Venice."
Snakes on a Plane! But the snakes are sharks and the plane is Venice! With a weird Da Vinci Code/Last Crusade treasure-hunting plot bolted on! Starring Alec Baldwin's brother and Scarlett Johansson's sister!
You've got to love a trailer that has sharks leaping out of the water and sneaking up wells, and people being threatened with buzz saws and gored by iron gates, yet it spares a second to show us a woman being slapped across the face, because that's human drama. We also get to see noted homophobe Stephen Baldwin doing his very best seething. The man is an acting phenomenon.
I will say this for Sharks On A Venice; dreadful shark special effects have come along way since John Barrowman's 2002 movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Really; some of these post-production superimposed sharks are almost at the right angle! Almost!
You've got to love a trailer that has sharks leaping out of the water and sneaking up wells, and people being threatened with buzz saws and gored by iron gates, yet it spares a second to show us a woman being slapped across the face, because that's human drama. We also get to see noted homophobe Stephen Baldwin doing his very best seething. The man is an acting phenomenon.
I will say this for Sharks On A Venice; dreadful shark special effects have come along way since John Barrowman's 2002 movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Really; some of these post-production superimposed sharks are almost at the right angle! Almost!