AT THE ACHAK RESIDENCE

[wheeledone]

-KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND WAITS FOR SOKKA TO ANSWER, HIS SHIRT BARELY FITTING OVER HIS BULDGING BELLY. HIS FATHER STANDS AT HIS SIDE-

/TEO
IN CHAT, SOKKA INTRODUCED TEO TO THE FABULOUS WORLD OF CACTUS JUICE. ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, SOKKA MAKES TEO HIS BABY MAMA.

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[onlystr8eskimo]

*STARES AT TEO'S BELLY...THEN AT HIS FACE*

?!?!?!!??! DDD8

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[wheeledone]

YOU! -JABS HIS FINGER INTO SOKKA'S CHEST- YOU DID THIS TO ME! DX HOW COULD YOU!?

[onlystr8eskimo]

*STAMMERS* I-I-I....I DIDN'T...WE...DID WE?...BUT YOU...I...

*SWALLOWS LOUDLY*
A-ARE YOU SURE IT'S MINE? D8

[wheeledone]

YOU DID. AND HOW CAN IT NOT BE? YOU'RE ONLY PERSON I'VE HAD SEX WITH IN WEEKS...YOU SAID I WAS PRETTY AND PROMISED TO BAKE ME CHOCOLATE BANANA BREAD. -SNIFFLES-

[onlystr8eskimo]

...SO IT WASN'T JUST A DREAM?
OH MAN...

*GRABS TEO'S HANDS*
I'M...I'M...I'M SORRY, TEO, I WAS A LITTLE OUT OF IT LAST NIGHT...

[wheeledone]

-CHOKING BACK TEARS- GOD SOKKA, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER!

[onlystr8eskimo]

*FLAILS*
OH GOD, DON'T CRY TEO! D8
WE'LL...WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING! DDD8
...J-JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME TO THINK...

[the_mechanist]

-PUTS A CONSOLING HAND ON SOKKA'S SHOULDER- SOKKA, I KNOW THIS IS VERY SUDDEN, BUT I DON'T WANT MY SON HAVING ANY ILLIGITIMATE CHILDREN. YOU'RE TOO MAKE A DECENT WIFE OF HIM.

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[onlystr8eskimo]

...W-WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO...M-MARRY...

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[onlystr8eskimo]

I CAN'T DO THAT! *GRABS THE MECHANIST BY THE COLLAR AND SHAKES HIM A LITTLE*

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES SUKI AND KATARA WOULD KILL ME? A LOT, THAT'S HOW MUCH!

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[the_mechanist]

SOKKA, YOU MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS! TEO CAN'T VERY WELL REAR A CHILD ALONE AND JUST WHAT WOULD HIS MOTHER SAY IF SHE WERE STILL WITH US? BLESS HER SOUL, SHE MUST BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE! -TURNS AROUND THEATRICALLY AND STARTS TO WEEP- OH, WHERE DID I GO WRONG?! I ALWAYS TRIED TO SHOW TEO GOOD EXAMPLES AND TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE A DECENT LIFE? -BOO HOO MY SON'S A SLUT BOO HOO-

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[wheeledone]

NO, DAD, DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE BAD CHOICES, NOT YOU. AND WE'D BE ALRIGHT. I'LL JUST QUIT SCHOOL AND LIVE AT HOME. I'LL COOK AND CLEAN AND PULL MY OWN WEIGHT. THAT WAY, I CAN TAKE CARE OF...-PLACES HAND ON HIS STOMACH-

[onlystr8eskimo]

KASDLFJA;DLSF NONONONO!...UMM...UH...I...I GUESS TEO AND I CAN GET MARRIED...I WANNA DO THE RIGHT THING AND ALL...

*GRABS TEO'S HANDS*
TEO...I'M...I'M SORRY THINGS WORKED OUT THIS WAY BUT...BUT IT'LL BE OKAY! WE'LL GET MARRIED AND I'LL GET A JOB AND WE'LL RAISE THIS BABY TOGETHER...ASSUMING I'M STILL ALIVE AFTER I TELL KATARA AND SUKI >_>......I UHH...I GUESS I DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE ANYWAY...

[wheeledone]

-GRINING EAR TO EAR- SOKKA, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. I APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE FOR ME...

THOUGH...THERE IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS BABY.

[onlystr8eskimo]

*STILL CLINGING TO TEO'S HANDS*

YES? ANYTHING FOR THE MOTHER...ERR...FATHER OF MY CHILD ;_;...

[wheeledone]

THE CHILD...-PULLS HIS HANDS AWAY, REACHES UNDER HIS SHIRT, AND PULLS OUT...A PILLOW THAT HE HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH- DOESN'T REALLY EXIST SOKKA! XD