Important Advice:

[wheelchair]

There are 2 things my honorable grandfather used to tell me all the time when I was a way way WAY little kid;

1) Never perform oral sex on anyone in a military uniform that you met in a doctors office.

2) Never wear your military uniform to the doctors office.

Comments

[motorizedcorpse]

Your grandpa was a man full of wisdom. I bet when dentists tried to remove his wisdom teeth they wouldn't budge out of the gums. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

[lumivalkoinen]

happy birthday, babes :)