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hokay... so im at tiffo's. umm new year's eve post will come eventually. but as for now, tiffany and i were myspacing and i was going over people's myspaces to get a kick out of how many happy new year's or merry christmas's people got from others. so we were looking at coughlin's, and well its kinda funny. so this guy is jewish, and luis was the only one to wish him happy hannukah instead of merry christmas. everyone else said merry christmas, and there were quite a lot of people who said merry christmas. after luis said happy hannukah. apparently, they can't read. whatever. o and it gets douchey-er. la bella cherry left him a video for all i want for christmas is you by mariah carey. so you open his page and its like mariah carey. which should not be listened to by those in the population with fully function bratwursts ... both large and small and microscopic (like coughlin's) (not that i know from experience) (but maybe) (i don't really know) (i'm just in one of those moods where its more fun to imagine it that way) shit that song's on repeat. mariah carey needs to stfu n00b. it's like:
WOOOAAAAHHHH! ALL I WANT FOR CHRIIISSSTMMASSSS IS YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
so then we were talking about why someone would want a coughlin for christmas. tiffo's like why would you want a coughlin for christmas. you'd have to feed it (protein bars and lots of), dress it (metro sexual stuff ... fuzzy boots), and deal with its mood swings and attitude (grace would like to see coughlin and tiffo get in a battle of the wits. but segun a tiffo, it wouldnt be a battle because she'd just smash him. shes prolly right. unless he pulls a fast one somehow. sorry math major doesnt like to say that something is completely impossible unless i have a proof) youd only want him for a pet to torture. feed him tomatoes....
so yeah. that was supposed to be our little rant about coughlin, but it's not that little anymore. oops. its not worth that much thought
WOOOAAAAHHHH! ALL I WANT FOR CHRIIISSSTMMASSSS IS YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
so then we were talking about why someone would want a coughlin for christmas. tiffo's like why would you want a coughlin for christmas. you'd have to feed it (protein bars and lots of), dress it (metro sexual stuff ... fuzzy boots), and deal with its mood swings and attitude (grace would like to see coughlin and tiffo get in a battle of the wits. but segun a tiffo, it wouldnt be a battle because she'd just smash him. shes prolly right. unless he pulls a fast one somehow. sorry math major doesnt like to say that something is completely impossible unless i have a proof) youd only want him for a pet to torture. feed him tomatoes....
so yeah. that was supposed to be our little rant about coughlin, but it's not that little anymore. oops. its not worth that much thought