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Sep 24, 2009 22:34

Spike is dressed up ( Read more... )

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enterxandman September 25 2009, 14:50:42 UTC
Xander opens the door in short order, wearing a Hugh Hefner-style smoking jacket and carrying a pipe in his hand.

"Spike! It's been ages. How are you?"

He's put on a faux-"upper crust" accent, particularly for the last sentence, as he uses the pipestem to point at the vampire.

"Come by to check out the Grotto?"

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lovesbitch September 25 2009, 15:59:06 UTC
For a moment Spike's expression is blank but not in that artfully crafted way but more in that I'm trying to figure out what has just happened to my world sort of way.

"Was lookin' for Buffy but I wouldn't mind a look at the land of luxury."

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enterxandman September 25 2009, 16:52:48 UTC
"Excellent! I needed another male opinion."

He produces a notepad from the stand near the door, proudly displaying a hand-drawn 'blueprint' that he's clearly spent a few hours on.

"Now here's the question - should the mud pit and the Jell-O pit be side by side, or separated to spread around the fun?"

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lovesbitch September 25 2009, 17:23:01 UTC
"I'd never put mud and Jell-O near each other. Too much contamination and then you lose some of the fun."

Spike leans in to look at the blueprint a little more closely.

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enterxandman September 26 2009, 03:07:19 UTC
"Good point. One is strictly edible, and the only is only edible if you're five or under, which isn't exactly my target audience."

The pipe is set aside in favor of a pencil, and he draws a line from the mud pit's current location to another spot.

"What about over here, by the waterfall?"

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lovesbitch September 26 2009, 03:16:21 UTC
"Well, if you could find a way to make sure that going from the mud pit to the waterfall won't clog up the filters." Spike's actually getting into this at this point.

It is a rare thing that spike and xander have a conversation that doesn't end up in sharp words.

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enterxandman September 26 2009, 03:22:23 UTC
Xander makes a note on the diagram - 'Heavy-duty filters'.

"Good thinking. And I probably should see if Giles has anything to add. I think he's got a gram or two of testosterone that hasn't dried up yet."

The pencil is tucked away in the spiral wire that binds the notebook, and he picks the pipe up.

"Here to talk to Buffy?"

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lovesbitch September 26 2009, 03:27:46 UTC
"I'm sure Giles will have all sorts of ideas about books and music. Just don't go so far as to have a stripper pole and I think you'll be okay but you're on the line now, you know?"

Spike looks around and then looks over at Xander, "That was the idea. Is she here?"

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buffy_slayer September 26 2009, 04:32:36 UTC
The floor creaks as Buffy steps around the corner, clothed in a simple black dress and her hair pulled up in a bun, blond wisps brushing her shoulders.

"I don't know, I hear that stripping's good exercise."

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lovesbitch September 26 2009, 04:42:59 UTC
"I can't see as you need it at all."

Spike smiles toward her in her simple dress. He steps further into the room, though he doesn't head toward her just yet. This is her territory as well as Xander's and he respects that at least a little bit.

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buffy_slayer September 26 2009, 05:52:40 UTC
"Wasn't talking 'bout me. I was hoping to see Xander up there in pasties and a feather boa."

She's a little nervous, shifting from one foot to the other.

"So, um. Should we go?"

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enterxandman September 27 2009, 04:42:52 UTC
Xander puts the pipe in his mouth and blows - producing a few feeble bubbles. He looks at it with consternation, then shrugs.

"I guess real pipes don't do the bubble thing very well. You kids don't stay out too late, huh?"

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lovesbitch September 27 2009, 04:56:02 UTC
"We should go. And, no, the real thing doesn't do bubbles well."

Spike offers up his arm to Buffy, looking to take her from Xander.

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buffy_slayer September 28 2009, 03:47:42 UTC
"At least you'll know that we'll be back before sunup!" Buffy quips as she takes Spike's arm.

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lovesbitch September 28 2009, 04:02:07 UTC
Spike chuckles softly at that. If they're having a good enough time, he's sure he can find a place for them to be at sunrise. Inclining his head toward Xander, he starts walking out the door and toward the elevator.

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buffy_slayer September 28 2009, 04:34:40 UTC
She keeps quiet until they get to the elevator and the door closes.

"What exactly do you have planned for us this evening?"

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