Have you heard of the pythons that escaped from the Metropolitan zoo???
Yes i used that line
I used it with pride.
With a couple friends and some girls wanted some nahos from us, when they got the same nachos i made my move
I ask for some nachos, and begin talking about what happenned at the zoo. (my face is of course stricken with sadness) After a long discussion i announce that a couple pythons got lose after which i proceed to flex my measly muscles. This joke had far greater inplications than i origianlly assumed.
One girl actually fell off her chair and knocked over several others in the process. I have never made someone do that before...and i felt POWER.
The knowledge that i can control people with a simple idiotic comment.
Turns out Brantford changed me.
Look out world
Shit's going down Biotches
I used it with pride.
With a couple friends and some girls wanted some nahos from us, when they got the same nachos i made my move
I ask for some nachos, and begin talking about what happenned at the zoo. (my face is of course stricken with sadness) After a long discussion i announce that a couple pythons got lose after which i proceed to flex my measly muscles. This joke had far greater inplications than i origianlly assumed.
One girl actually fell off her chair and knocked over several others in the process. I have never made someone do that before...and i felt POWER.
The knowledge that i can control people with a simple idiotic comment.
Turns out Brantford changed me.
Look out world
Shit's going down Biotches