On Dating Profile Pictures
Things I dont get about profile pictures on dating sites:
~shirt off. If you have your shirt off in a selfie and you say you want a relationship, I assume you're a liar and just out to get laid. Nothing wrong with just wanting to get laid, just say so.
~Bathroom mirror selfie. you better make sure your bathroom and the mirror are sparkling clean. We all know that people are dirty, but give the initial illusion that you're clean.
~Sunglasses. If I cant see your eyes, I cant tell a) if I think you're cute b) if I can trust you. I know it's only a picture, but its a picture of you.
~In The Car. seriously? you're in the driver's seat so you better be parked.
~In Bed. see "shirt off" unless you're cuddling a pet
there were more but I cant brain right now.
~shirt off. If you have your shirt off in a selfie and you say you want a relationship, I assume you're a liar and just out to get laid. Nothing wrong with just wanting to get laid, just say so.
~Bathroom mirror selfie. you better make sure your bathroom and the mirror are sparkling clean. We all know that people are dirty, but give the initial illusion that you're clean.
~Sunglasses. If I cant see your eyes, I cant tell a) if I think you're cute b) if I can trust you. I know it's only a picture, but its a picture of you.
~In The Car. seriously? you're in the driver's seat so you better be parked.
~In Bed. see "shirt off" unless you're cuddling a pet
there were more but I cant brain right now.