I cannot believe I am taking this quiz. Nevertheless, I am.
1. studded belt - 2 points: 2
2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 2
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 1 [I'm giving myself this point because I WANT glasses like that. I have for a long time. I hate having perfect vision.]
4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 1 [tight shirts???]
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: oh god....I'll just give myself 20 points. I don't want to go count stuff.
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0 [these aren't hardcore...they sell them at Wet Seal]
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 3...and it's EMBELLISHED!! oooooh
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 4
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 4 because I have "vegan sweatshop-free" shoes.
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0 :-(
14. scarf - 2 points: 2
15. refering to bands as acronyms - 2 points: 0
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 3 [just started]
17. vegetarian diet - 5 points: 5
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: sometimes I eat their bread...2
19. straight edge - 5 points: 2 [stopped smoking, barely drink, i just get stoned once in awhile]
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 2
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 4
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 6
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 4
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0 :-(
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 5 [they're okay]
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 2
39. riding a bike - 5 points: 3 [I would ride it more but I have to find someone to fix it and I need a new helmet. My old one looks like an egg]
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 3 [I got knocked over to much...haha]
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 5
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: .5
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 1.5 [I can't get a job but I want to work at a health food store]
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 0 [I don't like clapping]
total: 99
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 2
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 1 [I'm giving myself this point because I WANT glasses like that. I have for a long time. I hate having perfect vision.]
4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 1 [tight shirts???]
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: oh god....I'll just give myself 20 points. I don't want to go count stuff.
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0 [these aren't hardcore...they sell them at Wet Seal]
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 3...and it's EMBELLISHED!! oooooh
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 4
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 4 because I have "vegan sweatshop-free" shoes.
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0 :-(
14. scarf - 2 points: 2
15. refering to bands as acronyms - 2 points: 0
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 3 [just started]
17. vegetarian diet - 5 points: 5
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: sometimes I eat their bread...2
19. straight edge - 5 points: 2 [stopped smoking, barely drink, i just get stoned once in awhile]
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 2
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 4
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 6
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 4
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0 :-(
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 5 [they're okay]
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 2
39. riding a bike - 5 points: 3 [I would ride it more but I have to find someone to fix it and I need a new helmet. My old one looks like an egg]
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 3 [I got knocked over to much...haha]
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 5
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: .5
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 1.5 [I can't get a job but I want to work at a health food store]
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 0 [I don't like clapping]
total: 99
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.