god bless the facebook

[whatyoufear]

i had the following exchange on thefacebook.com with a girl from Cornell:

Her:"hey, i promise, i'm not some creepy stalker. Conceivably consumed too many brewskis so praying that this is even just a wee bit coherently written. i’ve been skiing up at squaw for the past couple of weeks. Last Wednesday I got into a little pickle on the hill and all I

Comments

You must find this girl.

[thiswoundedliar]

What else is facebook for, if not for casual sex?

Re: You must find this girl.

[det_john_kimble]

I bet she's a cop trying to find Internet stalkers or pedophiles or something.

I've met this guy

[lacunatattoo]

He's not half the man you are. I know because I cloned him from the single drop of sweat you shed while fighting a gang of 20 ninjas with laser guns. He can only fight 7 at a time. What a disappointment.

Re: I've met this guy

[king_of_devious]

ive met him too.

rad mad sad plaid dad brad?

at any rate, you should been like:

"yeah that was me, wheres my reward bitch?"

[steve]

I'm sorry, that was the wrong answer. For future reference, the correct answer was, "Yeah, no problem. Wanna fuck?"