i couldn't resist.

Apr 23, 2006 12:30


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristen!
  1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Kristen!
  2. The difference between Kristen and a village is that Kristen does not have a church!
  3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kristen can not!
  4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kristen and water.
  5. You should always store Kristen in an airtight container in the fridge.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Kristen!
  7. Kristen can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  8. Kristenicide is the killing of Kristen!
  9. Baby swans are called Kristen.
  10. An average beaver can cut down Kristen every year!


Some came out quite dirty. That makes it even better.
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