Real Lions and X-Rated Constants
Well... today i had my first class with Mrs. Pollock who WIERDS ME OUT with her smile... it is scary
um, i dunno. 'twas okay.
oh and yeah, so ms. wagner, the crazy teacher...yeah i have three stories about her
1. she put a picture of her family up on the projector, and she pointed to her nephew and was like, "look at him. he's in 6th grade and he's huge. mike, guess how much he weighs" and she made the kid guess. what a swell aunt she is.
2. we were discussing quadratics, and by we i meant she. she pointed to the constant and was like "the constant is the one that is not x-rated".............can you even say that?
3. she put a riddle up on the board, and no one could guess it. then she told us "i won't tell you the answer, i don't know, i just don't feel like telling you. maybe i will put it on a quiz"......................wtf...