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[whatweoncewere]

My notes are really out of date.

I want a report from everybody who's on security right now. What shifts you're on, what shift you normally work, and whether you're on patrol, stationed in zero, or on this CID thing. Who's Sam Tyler?

[private to Sexby]

What kinds of changes have you made to security?

Comments

[rudolphofvamps]

I was gonna take your place. And then I thought, nahhh, it probably has poufter germs.

[whatweoncewere]

Nobody with any sense would put you in charge of their pet hamster, let alone the security of a whole ship. I still don't know how you got to be a warden.

[rudolphofvamps]

It hurts, doesn't it? Knowing I can beat you at your own game.

[whatweoncewere]

You haven't beaten me at anything, Spike.

[rudolphofvamps]

..
Consider me on security, as of yesterday.

[whatweoncewere]

No you're not.

[rudolphofvamps]

Yes, I am. [if they were in person this would be the :P face]

[whatweoncewere]

Not while I'm in charge of it, you're not.

[rudolphofvamps]

That's too bad, gonna do it anyway, Dadums.