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whattingawhat

43rd Slay [Audio]

Aug 06, 2011 17:09

( Cut for Spoilers to S8 Comics & tl;dr about Buffy's sex/romantic life )

buffy is cursed, buffy is a relationship fail

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[voice] immortaltwat August 6 2011, 23:26:11 UTC

So, basically all I heard was sex.

And something about nuns. And trains. I really hope that's as kinky as it sounds, or I'm going to be very disappointed.

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 6 2011, 23:52:33 UTC

Hate to burst your bubble but it's kind of the opposite of kinky.

Yay you for superior ignoring skills though.

[voice] immortaltwat August 6 2011, 23:56:41 UTC

Oh, come on. Like you'd listen to me if I went on for that long.

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 6 2011, 23:58:57 UTC

I'm sorry you mistook my praise as sarcasm. I'm glad you ignored me. One less person to witness the fail that is my sex life.

[voice] immortaltwat August 7 2011, 00:06:55 UTC

Oh. Sorry. I think I'm more used to the sarcasm.

So, you've never had sex on a train?

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 7 2011, 01:04:56 UTC

No problem.

Sorry, no sex on a train.

[voice] immortaltwat August 7 2011, 21:56:02 UTC

Too bad. How about the whole nun thing? That could be hot.

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 7 2011, 22:39:47 UTC

I considered becoming a nun once....

[voice] immortaltwat August 7 2011, 22:50:01 UTC

Oh. Well, that's boring. Who cares about actual nuns?

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 7 2011, 23:35:24 UTC

Sorry I refuse to make my sex life more interesting in order to entertain you.

[voice] immortaltwat August 7 2011, 23:46:28 UTC

Why not? Isn't that exactly what you were just doing for everyone else?

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 8 2011, 00:22:33 UTC

No...my sex life was that interesting without the purpose of entertaining anyone and besides...cursed!

[voice] immortaltwat August 8 2011, 21:06:45 UTC

Right! Exactly. So, doesn't that mean you should be taking my requests into account?

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 8 2011, 22:13:32 UTC

Sorry. No. Get someone else to have sex on a train with nuns.

But if you want me to give you details about sex with Pyro, apparently I'm cursed to do that today. [She smiles very sweetly at him]

[voice] immortaltwat August 8 2011, 22:26:38 UTC

[Nathan's grin is nowhere near as sweet. He sounds a lot more smug, in fact.]

So, tell me. How is our dear friend Johnny in the sack? I want to know everything.

Re: [voice] whattingawhat August 8 2011, 22:50:21 UTC

[Crap, that backfired. She struggles against it for a minute then sighs dramatically]

Hot isn't a metaphor. Or maybe it's hot metaphorically and physically. Either way it works as an excellent descriptor.

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