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[whattheytellyou]

[Friends Filter - If you think you’re on it, you probably are. Morrigan, Loki, O’Brien, Mark Hoffman, and Eddie Spinola have been added. Per his request, Armand St. Just has been removed.**]

I apologize if I’ve been quiet lately. I had my hands full, what with keeping my inmate from consummating her, ah, marriage during this last flood.

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Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Drinking. Or fighting.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

I'm not sure I want to do either at the moment.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Okay.

I'd offer to listen, but I'm kind of fucking shit at it. I wish Syd was here.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

I understand. I'm used to...oddities for friends. Ian would listen for a minute or two, then go off on a tangent about solving the chaos of mankind with nonlinear equations. The Doc would probably go into a rant about people in general, and Richard would tell me to stop pestering him.

And most of the people I know in Seronera would just offer me hot water.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

...Why would they offer you hot water?

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

Hysterics. Apparently, women need hot water when they're hysterical.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Then you'd think they'd want fucking cold water.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

It would make only slightly more sense than hot water.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

I don't know, could throw it on you to calm down if you were hysterical.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

It all depends on the person. Me, I think I'd just be...hysterical and wet.

Re: Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Me? I'd be pissed off and wet.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

And cold.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

I'd be less hysterical with the cold, I think. I'd probably need to dump water on someone in return.

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

I'm sure we're somehow missing the point of hot water.

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

It's not even like tea, it's just fucking hot water?

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

Just hot water in a jug.