Though I know men who have and not even from an interspecies relationship. Because the dumbass thought he was taking a pill in the infirmary, and he swallowed an alien egg by mistake.
Thankfully not this infirmary. The one at my office building. He had a virus. Doctor pointed him at the quick fix pill. She didn't actually watch where he went. He fetched an alien egg and swallowed it.
Before they could arrange removal, an all hands necessary situation popped up. So in the middle of us running around New York through god knows what sort of shit here he is getting swollen ankles and gaining weight as the egg was pumping him full of hormones. Nothing like watching a man in a too tight suit trying to brandish high powered weaponry between fucked up cravings.
Fortunately the doctor showed up to take care of the situation and said little bundle of joy was actually retrieved unharmed and quite healthy. And... I gladly was not there for this retrieval.
[Kay dislikes being in the vicinity of any childbirth. It's wierder when it's your bros.]
Like I said, it wasn't really a "stay off your feet and take it easy" kind of day. Which, of course, would be the sort of day he would pick to decide to go and get pregnant.
This isn't even the only time some guy I know has gotten pregnant.
Hell, I know two men on this ship that have gotten knocked up.
....I'm starting to reconsider my career choices, abruptly.
Because the very next week there was a disaster and our memories got screwed with. That's the thing about your buddies getting manpregnant. You can almost guarantee the thing that follows it is going to be worse.
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Though I know men who have and not even from an interspecies relationship. Because the dumbass thought he was taking a pill in the infirmary, and he swallowed an alien egg by mistake.
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Before they could arrange removal, an all hands necessary situation popped up. So in the middle of us running around New York through god knows what sort of shit here he is getting swollen ankles and gaining weight as the egg was pumping him full of hormones. Nothing like watching a man in a too tight suit trying to brandish high powered weaponry between fucked up cravings.
Fortunately the doctor showed up to take care of the situation and said little bundle of joy was actually retrieved unharmed and quite healthy. And... I gladly was not there for this retrieval.
[Kay dislikes being in the vicinity of any childbirth. It's wierder when it's your bros.]
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This isn't even the only time some guy I know has gotten pregnant.
Hell, I know two men on this ship that have gotten knocked up.
....I'm starting to reconsider my career choices, abruptly.
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[And amused Sarah is amused.]
Poor guy.
So who else besides Loki has been pregnant here? Come on, Kay. You can trust me.
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...It would make me a horrible human being if I went and teased him about this, wouldn't it?
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How're you doing, by the way? How's Narvin?
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