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Jun 06, 2011 23:17

[Public]Let's talk about something besides barge comas and warden incidents for a while, huh ( Read more... )

admiral, amanda young

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most_feared June 7 2011, 06:48:08 UTC
I can tell you a story. But that's about the best conversation I can come up with on the fly.

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whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 11:53:39 UTC
You have to top Loki's story about the time he had an inter-species relationship with a horse and got himself pregnant.

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most_feared June 7 2011, 11:58:03 UTC
Sorry, haven't gotten pregnant yet.

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Though I know men who have and not even from an interspecies relationship. Because the dumbass thought he was taking a pill in the infirmary, and he swallowed an alien egg by mistake.

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 12:00:57 UTC
You know someone who got pregnant in the infirmary?

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:04:27 UTC
Thankfully not this infirmary. The one at my office building. He had a virus. Doctor pointed him at the quick fix pill. She didn't actually watch where he went. He fetched an alien egg and swallowed it.

Before they could arrange removal, an all hands necessary situation popped up. So in the middle of us running around New York through god knows what sort of shit here he is getting swollen ankles and gaining weight as the egg was pumping him full of hormones. Nothing like watching a man in a too tight suit trying to brandish high powered weaponry between fucked up cravings.

Fortunately the doctor showed up to take care of the situation and said little bundle of joy was actually retrieved unharmed and quite healthy. And... I gladly was not there for this retrieval.

[Kay dislikes being in the vicinity of any childbirth. It's wierder when it's your bros.]

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:06:08 UTC
I probably wouldn't have given him a weapon, but that's just me.

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:08:17 UTC
Like I said, it wasn't really a "stay off your feet and take it easy" kind of day. Which, of course, would be the sort of day he would pick to decide to go and get pregnant.

This isn't even the only time some guy I know has gotten pregnant.

Hell, I know two men on this ship that have gotten knocked up.

....I'm starting to reconsider my career choices, abruptly.

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Re: Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:10:04 UTC
...It wasn't Jay, was it? Was it Jay?

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:12:06 UTC
It would be impolite to point fingers. [It was totally Jay.]

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:13:05 UTC
It was Jay.

[And amused Sarah is amused.]

Poor guy.

So who else besides Loki has been pregnant here? Come on, Kay. You can trust me.

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:26:26 UTC
It's not so much a secret as he sorta got outed by a flood. But Mr. Tucker wound up uh... well, a first contact situation went a little odd for him.

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Re: Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:28:18 UTC
...Trip was pregnant? How did I miss that?

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:31:36 UTC
Because the very next week there was a disaster and our memories got screwed with. That's the thing about your buddies getting manpregnant. You can almost guarantee the thing that follows it is going to be worse.

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:32:59 UTC
Ah, that's right.

...It would make me a horrible human being if I went and teased him about this, wouldn't it?

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Private most_feared June 7 2011, 14:35:24 UTC
I'd save it up until he deserved it. And he probably will. Give it time.

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 14:36:28 UTC
The longer I wait, the more time he has to find something to retaliate with, you know.

How're you doing, by the way? How's Narvin?

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