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Jun 06, 2011 23:17

[Public]Let's talk about something besides barge comas and warden incidents for a while, huh ( Read more... )

admiral, amanda young

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Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 21:19:42 UTC

I'll believe it when I see it, and I don't give a shit about sports.

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 21:21:14 UTC

Oh, you're in a good mood today. I'm glad to see it, Amanda.

Can you play any? You didn't answer that one.

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 21:35:46 UTC

No. What part of my childhood indicated to you that I ever fuckin' joined a kids' team?

[She doesn't know all the rules to any sport. She gets the running the bases, three strikes means you're out aspects of baseball, for example, but nothing deeper than that.]

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 21:37:49 UTC

No individual sports? Archery, rock climbing, track, so on? Not even after you met Kramer?

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 21:41:46 UTC

I work out and run to maintain strength and speed. John taught me how to meditate. How does 'terminal cancer patient' translate as 'ideal sports coach', exactly?

Re: Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 21:46:01 UTC

I didn't ask if Kramer coached you. I asked if you engaged in individual pursuits.

Would you like to learn a sport? Maybe the Admiral will put a rock wall in the gym for us? Or...swimming. There's always swimming.

I'm a little reluctant to give you a bow and arrow. I'm sure you understand.

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 21:53:47 UTC

[She doesn't bother saying that she engaged only in activities that would benefit John or his work again.]

...I don't mind swimming.

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 21:56:15 UTC

Are you any good? Competitively, I mean?

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 21:58:35 UTC

I swam to have fun, not to compete.

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 22:03:40 UTC

But you're not adverse to a little friendly competition?

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 22:06:18 UTC

Do you swim competitively?

Re: Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 22:08:33 UTC

Sure don't.

But if you want to give it a shot, I'll race you. I don't have much technique, though. It's a lot of dog-paddling and breaststrokes and splashing around like I'm having a seizure.

[...It really kind of is.]

Re: Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 22:09:42 UTC

[Oh god. Oh god oh god ohgod.]

Make another fucking seizure joke and you can go fuck yourself.

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 22:12:38 UTC

[...]

You're right. Sorry for that.

Private creatingalegacy June 6 2011, 22:15:28 UTC

Since you seem to be keeping track of respect, I'll let you in on a little secret: you're at an all-time low right about now.

Private whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 22:16:16 UTC

You can only go up from rock bottom.

Want to explain about the seizure thing?

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