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[whattheytellyou]

[Hoarsely:]Two weeks. I can think of other things I'd rather be doing with two weeks' vacation time - but I'm not going to complain. How many people can say they sympathize with Rip Van Winkle, if only on a smaller scale

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[most_feared]

Hey, you're up!

Check under your bed. [There should be a tranquillizer gun there. At least it damn well better be or Kay's gonna punt someone into the nearest star.]

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[whattheytellyou]

You found it? That's great.

And you're not going to tell me who had it, are you?

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[most_feared]

Nope. This time it's open knowledge. My inmate took a stash of weapons because apparently he thinks he's a squirrel preparing for the apocalypse.

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[whattheytellyou]

[There's a long pause, then she begins to laugh.]

Jesus.

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[most_feared]

At least you got it back and he dug himself a hole with the whole thing. I'd just start carrying it on me if I were you. You never know when it might come in handy anymore.

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[whattheytellyou]

I've got my rifle. A tranquilizer gun on top of that would be overkill. Literally.