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[whattheytellyou]

Weird port. But what little girl doesn't want to be a princess when she grows up

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[dont_tell_sansa]

I never wanted to be. [and she never got the perks when she ended up being one, ROYALTY SUCKS.]

What's a circus?

[whattheytellyou]

A circus? It's a traveling show with performers and animals. You know. Jugglers, clowns, acrobats, lions, elephants, horses.

The really good ones have three rings - uh, stages, you know, in a circle - but they can be as small as a single stage and a tent.

[dont_tell_sansa]

Elephants? ...Do you mean like a mummer's troupe? Do they put on plays and shows?

[whattheytellyou]

Mummer's -

Yes, something like that. Plays, shows, music.

[dont_tell_sansa]

Oh. [Hrmmm she should say something else.] You can set your arms on fire?

[whattheytellyou]

I don't follow.

[dont_tell_sansa]

You said you lacked a firey arm. Do you usually have one?

[whattheytellyou]

...Oh.

Oh. No, a firearm. A gun. It's a weapon.

[dont_tell_sansa]

A gun? [These words keep getting stranger, lady.]

[whattheytellyou]

It's like...a bow and arrow, only smaller, and more powerful. And more deadly.

[dont_tell_sansa]

I've never seen one.

[whattheytellyou]

I'm sure you'll see one while you're here. A lot of the wardens carry them.

[dont_tell_sansa]

Do they look like a bow and arrow? I wanted to learn to shoot one, when I had a name.

[whattheytellyou]

Ah, no -

Hang on.

[And after a moment, she switches to video and holds up the handgun she borrowed from Parker.]

This is a firearm.

[dont_tell_sansa]

It's small. [She could hold that easy. c:] What do you do?

[whattheytellyou]

You hold it with two hands, like this -

[She demonstrates.]

And point it at your target. If it's like this one, you pull back on the top until it clicks, then you press your finger against this trigger here -

[Again, demonstrating, but not actually firing.]

And a projectile called a 'bullet' comes out from the end at a very high rate of speed.