One-Hundred-Thirteenth Matrix {Video} {Backdated to around noon of 09/19}

[whatthefactor]

[The video turns on, zoomed on ants marching in an organized line. The video follows the line of ants until it focuses on one not-quite dog eared individual.]

[Said dog-eared individual seems to be holding something round with a handle and concentrating very hard on getting it as close to the ants as possible. It's fairly sunny at the moment, and

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[spooktalk]

[...really?]

[spooktalk]

Such a productive hobby. It's perfect.

[whatthefactor]

Don't take much to amuse such simple mind.

[spooktalk]

It's like a sudden revelation in life. Something you were just born to do.

[whatthefactor]

And this dog was meant for pest control.

[spooktalk]

Though it might not be a good idea to let him keep the magnifying glass. Who knows what sort of mischief he'll start. Now it's ants. Eventually it could be an innocent pair of shoes, along with the poor soul who happens to be wearing them at the same time.

[whatthefactor]

Well a pest is a pest.

[failhound]

SAYS THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BUG FEELERS FOR HAIR.

[whatthefactor]

[THIS IS WHY HE NORMALLY WEARS A HAT.]

If my hair looks like antennae--which it factoring doesn't--then you've still got dog ears.

[failhound]

[THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOUR HAIR IS LIKE THAT]

Does too! An' my hair doesn't look like DOG EARS at all!

[whatthefactor]

[NUH-UH. that's why he has perma!hat-hair.]

These two symmetrical tufts. [HE TUGS NORA'S dog ears HAIR.]

[failhound]

[same diff, dude]

[and also]

[PUNCHING YOU NAO]

[whatthefactor]

[Perma!hat-hair doesn't stick up like antennae.]

[Also punching him gets him to back off, but doesn't seem to do any damage.]

[failhound]

[he doesn't care and probably only barely notices the lack of damage, it's just satisfying to smack you]

THEY'RE NOT EARS, BUT DON'T PULL 'EM ANYWAY!!

[whatthefactor]

[He teleports behind Nora.... and tugs again.]

[failhound]

[djfklsjslkFDKLFJDKLSJF SNARL]

[okay you know what]

[YOU KNOW WHAT]

[whirling around now and going for the antennae TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME]