One-Hundred-Thirteenth Matrix {Video} {Backdated to around noon of 09/19}

[whatthefactor]

[The video turns on, zoomed on ants marching in an organized line. The video follows the line of ants until it focuses on one not-quite dog eared individual.]

[Said dog-eared individual seems to be holding something round with a handle and concentrating very hard on getting it as close to the ants as possible. It's fairly sunny at the moment, and

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[failhound]

[Nora's shaking out his hand (even if he didn't even really feel the burn in the rush of rageee) when he registers that there's a communicator on the ground and Sho nowhere in sight.]

... 'Tch, where the hell'd you go?!

[Cue looking around irritatedly.]

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[whatthefactor]

[Sho reappears behind Nora.]

Zetta slow.

[too late, somebody fell out of the commentlog]

[failhound]

What the--

[Nora damn near falls on his ass (wouldn't that be a sight) scrambling around to get the teleporter in his sights. His hands are still in fists, glare indignant.]

You damn cheater! Stop teleporting whenever you feel like it!!

[... Then he throws the magnifying glass.]

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[whatthefactor]

There are no rules to constitute cheat--[he grabs the magnifying glass.]--ing. Your argument is invalid.

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[failhound]

[DAMN YOUR REFLEXES.]

Well, it's still damn ANNOYING!!

[And this is the part where he launches himself in a close-range tackle.]

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[whatthefactor]

[AND IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS....

Sho is tackled and knocked to the ground.]

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[failhound]

[GREAT SUCCESS!!!1

... Actually he was half-expecting Sho to teleport again, which means that Nora is a bit nonplussed when his tackle succeeds. Still, this doesn't keep him from aiming a good whack at Sho's head once he recovers.]

Ha! Take THAT!

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[whatthefactor]

[He falls on top of the ant hill with a loud grunt. He doesn't even seem to flinch at the whack or the furious ants crawling over his body. He grabs Nora, and after a few seconds (of letting the ants crawl onto him), he uses all of his strength to throw Nora off of him. Which was unnecessary but it will ensure that Nora does get off of him.]

Graaah!

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[failhound]

Wha-- HeeEEEEEEY!!

[He probably got quite a few ants on him in the scuffle (though definitely not as many as Sho has), but Nora doesn't even notice -- too busy

1. Flying a few feet in the other direction and then
2. LANDING ON ANOTHER ANTHILL.]

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[whatthefactor]

[Sho jumps to his feet, doing his best to ignore the ants crawling all over.]

Looks like I can make mutts fly too.

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[failhound]

[Nora's also on his feet a moment later, head down like a bull about to charge and growling about as loud.]

WHAT'D YOU SEEEEHHH-- GYAH!!

[GUESS WHO HAS ANTS IN HIS PANTS AND IS NOW DOING THE DANCE.]

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[whatthefactor]

[Too busy lolling to care about ants.]

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[failhound]

Y-YOU!! STOP LAUGHING!

[Meanwhile he's still dancing around like crazy trying to slap the ants off. Spoilers: not working too well.]

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[whatthefactor]

[STILL LAUGHING.]

What's that, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well?

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[failhound]

[He gives you a flat look.]

What the hell're you-- DON'T CALL ME THAT!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR ALL OF THE TIMES YOU DO THAT!

[... by grabbing fistfuls of ants off himself and hurling them at you. This is the scariest barrage ever for srs.]

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[whatthefactor]

[brb shooting energy blasts at the ants.]