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whatthefactor

Seventy-Fifth Matrix {Text}

Sep 11, 2009 21:10

Well instead of adding yet another accidental post involving fractions and fog .... here, something intelligent.
( Not an IC cut )

bored, math: the solution to everything

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[locked] bloodybaseball September 12 2009, 03:08:12 UTC

So glad to hear it. And, because you seem like such a sweet boy and I need to get my career off the ground again here, I'll even do it at a discount price.

[locked] whatthefactor September 12 2009, 03:35:45 UTC

Oh yeah? Currency holds zero value here, but I do something that is.

[locked] bloodybaseball September 12 2009, 03:39:43 UTC

Not if the currency is booze.

Re: [locked] whatthefactor September 12 2009, 03:49:06 UTC

Hah! Glad to hear we're thinking along the same lines then.

[locked] bloodybaseball September 12 2009, 04:03:20 UTC

Likewise. Now, before we can decide on the exact payment, I just need to know the important details: appearance, where they can be found, how many I'm taking down, if I'm taking down any with crazy fucking powers, that sort of thing. Because I can tell you right now, if I have to bash in the skull of a fucking demi-god, it's going to cost you.

[locked] whatthefactor September 12 2009, 04:31:08 UTC

Just 1, Lelouch vi Britannia. Looks like a princess. Approximately 177.5 cm, lanky, think, dark hair, purple eyes. Lives in Latimir 307. He has one power, but no athletic or physical abilities whatsoever. He is very much human.

Due to circumstances, this must be carried out at a time and place undefined to me. It is also zetta important that there is no 'accidental' post, considering the frequency in which that seems to happen.

[locked] bloodybaseball September 15 2009, 02:57:06 UTC

So just like any other member of the fag population around here. Got it.

Sweetie, it's my job to protect my client's identity. I'll leave the shit excuse for a Blackberry behind. Now, on the subject of payment...

Three cases of beer or five bottles of hard liquor is the upfront payment. After that, I'll charged based on difficulty and damage my bat receives. Luckily I won't charge for time, since I sometimes like to draw things out a bit. And no bitching, this is a good fucking deal. My normal rates are through the fucking roof.

[locked] whatthefactor September 15 2009, 03:41:51 UTC

Basically, yeah.

Good. His communicator too.

... Hmmm, alright. I'll get that to you within a short function of time. For that price, I expect the job to be well done.

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