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*Laertes is sitting in the Coffeeshop Where Everything Happens, a stack of photocopied posters on the table in front of him. to everyone who passes by, he hands a copy. the posters read:
MISSING
Ophelia
Ophelia has not contacted her brother for more than three months. If you have information regarding her whereabouts, please call her brother Laertes at [number] or else tell her to give him a call.
there is a large photo of Ophelia in the center of the page.
... never let it be said that Laertes has no flair for the dramatic.*
Typist: Anyone who wants to may feel free to bother/criticize/mentally examine him--but he'd really like to get in touch with Ophelia, if he can.
MISSING
Ophelia
Ophelia has not contacted her brother for more than three months. If you have information regarding her whereabouts, please call her brother Laertes at [number] or else tell her to give him a call.
there is a large photo of Ophelia in the center of the page.
... never let it be said that Laertes has no flair for the dramatic.*
Typist: Anyone who wants to may feel free to bother/criticize/mentally examine him--but he'd really like to get in touch with Ophelia, if he can.