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[whatsurwish]

I see so many interesting people with this round of newcomers. I am expecting you all to amuse me.

Now, perhaps I should introduce myself. I am Yuuko, also known as the space-time witch. My profession is granting wishes.

Tell me, do any of you have a wish you would like me to grant?

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[gen_tle_man]

Hello Yuuko, I am Yagyuu Hiroshi.

Ah, you grant wishes?

[whatsurwish]

Hello~

Yes, I do. Is there a wish you would like me to grant for you?

[gen_tle_man]

Yes, in fact, I have one wish.

I wish that Niou-kun would stop being so obnoxious sometimes.

[im_nota_slave]

NO, YAGYUU. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THIS LADY.

[gen_tle_man]

Is she not trustworthy, Watanuki-kun?

[im_nota_slave]

OH SHE'S TRUST WORTHY ALRIGHT.

You have to pay a PRICE for her wishes, and the price for my wish made my life A LIVING HELL.

TRUST ON THAT!

[gen_tle_man]

Living hell? How terrible! Is there any way for you to undo the wish?

[im_nota_slave]

NO!

I actually, I wished that I would be unable to see spirits anymore. My payment was to work at her shop.
SHE AND HER FRIENDS DRESS ME UP LIKE A CHICK! SOMETIMES... one time... they actually turned me into a girl... HSA*(&)D8sydu hsjdhjsahjGHJDgh

[gen_tle_man]

Oh my, I am so sorry to hear that!

I will take your advice, however, and not wish.

[im_nota_slave]

Well, as long as the wish isn't too big, the price isn't ridiculous. But changing someone's actions or how they live will have a hefty price.

[gen_tle_man]

I suppose my wish about Niou-kun was life-changing.

[im_nota_slave]

It's better to work out that sort of thing by talking to each other, then by wishing it true.

[whatsurwish]

Is this any way to repay me for my help?

[im_nota_slave]

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[whatsurwish]

While you're out getting the ingredients for dinner, you can stop by to see Kaien to retrieve his payment. Take the tubefox with you, and pick up a chili cheese dog on your way.

[im_nota_slave]

FINE. WHATEVER. SEND MISTER ONE-EYE TO GO RETRIEVE THINGS WHEN IT'S DARK AND ALL KINDS EVIL SPIRITS CAN EAT MY SOUL.