Hostel
Hostel was the best movie ever. Seriously. It was sold out Friday when we went to see it, in three seperate theatres nonetheless, and rightfully so. There was bloodshed galore, there was a great story behind it and the acting in the movie was very up to par. Quentin Tarantino really did a great job presenting this movie. Jay Hernandez is very underrated as a performer, as he was the lead. I don't really want to spoil any of the parts to the movie so I wont. Go see it, you wont regret it! Don't scroll down, because you will ruin the movie for you, as I explain in detail the scenes and other notes from the movie!
Now if you weren't planning on seeing it and want to know how it was, spoilers included, click below:
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Ok. Hostel was pretty much the worst fucking movie ever. I can't believe I wasted 40 miles on my car driving around trying to see it when it was sold out at the other places we went to. It seriously seemed like it was written by a 10 year old. If you like to see a lot of tits, but like a really bad story and bloodshed that was very mediocre...then go see this. This movie flat out sucked. There's nothing really more I can say about it...I can't even give you a decent part of the movie that was memorable or funny. The only times you will laugh at this movie is when someone gets a finger cut off or you are laughing at how fucking awful it is. Save your money for the Pink Panther, it's in theatres soon. It was the worst hour and a half I've ever spent in the theatre, or in life for that matter. That bullshit above was just so more people can feel the pain I went through earlier.