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H'okay SO...
The University doc actually went downstairs to ask another doc if I was born with extra bones because the fracture was so big.
haaahahaha I laughed for a long time...and freaked out.
Okay, and get this: Same foot as last year, same semester, same class (PE), same building, SAME FREAKIN' MANDATORY CRUTCHES. I HATE CRUTCHES.
I hate the raw spot underneath the rubber, I hate having to have people help me (cafeteria?), I hate not being able to run.
I never want to run as much as when I'm in a boot.
Bonus!!!1!!one : Definitely not performing in Gigglepants. Definitely can't do my fencing practical. Definitely failing at life. Okay, I'm doing GP anyway, but this is just ridiculous. I have stuff to do, and it's not going to change b/c of some wussy foot.
Actual Bonus: I can thwack you real nice. These crutches have good reach. HOw many gimp jokes are out there? "I was gonna say 'Break a leg,' but I guess I don't have to!"
You are SO funny. :) ...I got a little violent earlier. At least he can walk.
Also, got asked out on a breakfast date, which is cute. =) Homemade food, yeah.
HOLY FREAKSHOW
ok, I'm done.
The University doc actually went downstairs to ask another doc if I was born with extra bones because the fracture was so big.
haaahahaha I laughed for a long time...and freaked out.
Okay, and get this: Same foot as last year, same semester, same class (PE), same building, SAME FREAKIN' MANDATORY CRUTCHES. I HATE CRUTCHES.
I hate the raw spot underneath the rubber, I hate having to have people help me (cafeteria?), I hate not being able to run.
I never want to run as much as when I'm in a boot.
Bonus!!!1!!one : Definitely not performing in Gigglepants. Definitely can't do my fencing practical. Definitely failing at life. Okay, I'm doing GP anyway, but this is just ridiculous. I have stuff to do, and it's not going to change b/c of some wussy foot.
Actual Bonus: I can thwack you real nice. These crutches have good reach. HOw many gimp jokes are out there? "I was gonna say 'Break a leg,' but I guess I don't have to!"
You are SO funny. :) ...I got a little violent earlier. At least he can walk.
Also, got asked out on a breakfast date, which is cute. =) Homemade food, yeah.
HOLY FREAKSHOW
ok, I'm done.