i hate telemarketers

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so this dumb foreign bitch calls me and tries selling me a credit card...i deny....then she starts yelping off all this info about me....how does she know where im going to college, my address, my parents names, MY YEARLY INCOME! wtf mate....so, intreged by this, i propose a question, "why the hell do you know all of this?!" which is responded to with, "all we need now is your social security number" all we need now....all we need now....for what so you can steal my identity and then kidnap me and place me into your dirty credit bomb making cult....jeeze louis what is this world coming to...so i ask her, i ask her how giving my social security number is relevant in anyway....and the answer i get is well it is sefigskgjkhjdfhjdfhk....whoa slow down your foreign and i dont understand dirty english over 55 miles per hour...i think she was trying to tell me so i would be safe from identity theft....how does giving my social security number to someone im not even sure lives in the great usa safe.....so i have this to say to all you kids who have asperations of becomming a telemarketer....FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASSES....unless your cool, then shoot for your dreams....

peace and love

-the jake