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[whatsthehammer]

Because I probably should have been doing this from the get-go! If you know of any I've missed here, feel free to drop me a line!



Other
For my own reference.
The One Where Denmark Is An Embarassment To Society.
Uncle Denmark's Specialty Comfort.
The Trifail.
Duck and Cover.
Future Hindsight Will Be 20/20 (and Much More Literate).

Part 238
Truth or Dare!

Part 236
The Big Guns.

Part 208
It's Like the Seal Bride, Only Not Nearly As Sexy for Him.

Part 206
I Saw Goody Finland With the Devil!

Part 201
And Pussy Galore.

Part 200
Boom de Yaða!

Part 199
It's the Latest, It's the Greatest. ( Con't here.)

Part 197
Being Don Henley, or Something Like That.

Part 196
Today's Lesson Is About Trust, and America!

Part 195
Have Axe, Will Travel.

Part 194
Breaking the News.

Part 193
Put a Ring on It.

Part 192
Won't Be Fooled Again.

Part 191
And Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson!

Part 188
Cue the Dies Irae.

Part 187
Also, I'm Going to Hell.
Except Lazytown is From Iceland.
Speaking of Iceland...

Part 186
Stick A Flag In It.
SWV Seeks SWV.
It Seems Like So Many of His Threads Involve Nudity or Drinking....
The Future Has Awesome Shit.

Part 185
Aw, Raspberries.
Awesomesauce.
I'll Stop Making Dick Jokes When They Stop Being Funny.
Truth or Dare.
And So It Begins.
Lock Up Your Daughters and Shoot Your Sons!

Part 183
Røw, Røw, Fight Da Pøwa?

Part 182
Number One Threat: Bears.
Seven Days

Part 181
Bring Me the Head of Mel Brooks! or, Anon Rode a Blazing Saddle, They Wore a Shining Badge...
Family Gossip.

Part 179
Høw Do I ShoÞ Éngliþ?

Part 178
The One Where Sverige Rocks Out With His, Uh. Yeah. And Rock As In Marble.
Crit Thread. (OOC)

Part 176
Duped!
The Great Bayeux Electoral Campaign Gambit.
Don't Tell Mom (Anonymous) Is Dead.

Part 172
Man, Does This Even Count? (Played out entirely anon.)
A Very Merry One.

Part 171
On Scene With the Bad Idea Barbarians.

Part 170
It Seems He'll Try Anything Once.
Gonna End in Bears, or, I Got a Feelin' That This Fight's Gonna Be a Good Fight.

Part 168
D-d-dancin' With Myself.
FUCK YOU, SVERIGE. I WANT A BIRTHDAY, TOO.

Part 167
Two Barbarians and a Gentleman.

Part 166
Hint: It's Not Actually A Riddle.
Mackin' Like a Pro.
Minor Setbacks.

Part 165
And the Siblings of the Year Award Goes To...

Part 164
Jesus Christ on a Cracker!, or, Much Ado About Berserkergang and Denmark's Sexual Mores.

Part 162
Older Than Dirt.

Part 156
One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Prussian Pussy-Eater, or, Much Ado About a Cat.
Critical Hit!

Part 155
Pre-Christian Pissing Contest.
The Great Big Fifty Part Fire and Brimstone Blowout!

Part 154
Forty-Nine Part Warning.
PC Load Letter? (link to World Meeting Parent thread)

Part 153
Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet.
Because the Tricks That They Do Are Ever So Clever!

Part 152
Ask a Question, Get a Brawl.

Part 151
Take a Berry....and EAT IT!
Transubstantiation 101.

Part 148
Better Living Through Seidr, or, Isn't It Awfully Nice to Have a Penis?
Buggre Alle This For a Larke.
It Builds Character.

Part 147
Tell Me About the Rabbits, Norge. (Yes, I know it's not pronounced like that!)

Part 146
Let the Record Show More Efficient Attempts at Bathing.

Part 145
When a Blockhead Catches a Blockhead Comin' Through the Rye...
Punches Like a Girl.
Aw, His First Bra!

Part 144
And Marianne, Here on Gilligan's Isle!

Part 143
Shit, Niece.
Deja Vu All Over Again!
When He Plays Dumb, He Plays to Win. (Went from OOC? --> IC)

Part 142
Family Matters, or, Fun With Geological Activity.
T-Minus 100 Years.
About Scandinavian Landmasses.
The Snorri Sturluson Finishing School for Young Shieldmaidens, and Other Tales of Feminine Virtue.

Part 141
I Am the Very Model of a Modern Viking Gentleman.

Part 140
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Like Colonies and Protectorates.

Part 138
There's a Joke About Half-Pints In Here Somewhere, I Just Know It.
Braaaaaaveheeeeeeaaaaaaaaart!
IRS, Class of '863.

Part 137
Nej, Du!
People Just Liked It Better That Way.
Tell It Like It Is, Gavroche!

Part 136
I Am a Bad Drivebyer and Should Have My Driveby License Revoked.
Attend the Tale of the 2000-Year-Old Virgin.
Mawiage Is a Dweam Wivin a Dweam...

Part 135
Breast Day of His Life.
Family Talk. (OOC, planning)
Goes Together Like Lutefisk and Vodka! (OOC, planning)

Part 134
Wankhaus on Wank Mountain in the Town of Fucking. Except Not Really.
Sing a Song of Sixpence, a Pocket Full of Craft Glitter...
Denmark's Diversity Education.
Too Many Dicks on the Danefloor!

Part 133
And Now, For Some Responsible Provisioning.
Flight of the Bottle Fairies.
Crit Thread. (OOC)
Everything You Wanted to Know About Usernames But Never Had the Chance to Ask. (OOC)

Part 132
Mah P-P-Poker Face!
Dude Looks Like a...Lady?
Close Encounters of the Anonymous Kind.
Birthday Party Cheesecake Jellybean Boom!
Arts and Crafts.

Part 131
The Number of Pop Cultural References I Make Per Thread is Inversely Proportional to the Hours of Sleep I've Had.
Indiana Denmark and the Loudest Pants in Scandinavia.
Uncle Denmark's Story Time, or, Fun Times With Fonts
Am I Doing It Right? ( And an explanation for all this shit, part OOC).
Damn Kids! Get Off My Meme!

Part 130
Norge Mommy, Can I Keep It?
Rah-Rah- Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahhhh...

Part 129
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Week! ( Aw, hell, just have the parent thread.)
And World Peace!
And Now For Some Catty Behavior.

Part 128
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Finn?
Consensual Crit of the Third Kind. (OOC, link to parent thread)
Today's Your Loki Day!
Brohugs at 3 AM.

Part 127
The One Where Everyone Broadens Their Cultural Horizons (Or Tries To, For What It's Worth).

Part 126
And Pan and the Cop Makes Three. Four?
Three, At Least, For Fiscal Responsibility.
Headcanon 2: Electric Boogaloo. He does and has, so keep your eyes peeled, folks. (OOC)
Also, Breasts. Also, Hi, My Name Is Danmark and I Kick Children.
Shirtless, With Anon, In the Middle of February.
I Put On My Wizard Robe and Axe, or, He Turned Me Into a Newt.
Dohoho. Dem Vanir!

Part 125
Do Loki Does, Not As He Says, or, How About Them Apples?
We Plead Our Bellies!/To the Copperific Siegemachinemobile!
Just In Time for Friday, Too.

Part 124
Havamal, Haltija, and Yves Saint Laurent, Oh My! (OOC, planning)
After the Imagebombing/Bring Out Your Dead.
/Drinks on the Meme.

Part 123
Helping the Rumor Mill Go Round and Round
Head canon thread. (Part IC, part OOC.)
Everything's 20/20 in Hindsight.

Part 122
It's Like That New Harrison Ford Movie. Only He's Not In It, and Everyone's a Zombie!
Naked, in a Strange House in Reykjavik.

Part 121
My Kingdom for Some Brains!
It's a Fine Life, Carrying the Banner Through It All
I'm a Diiiiick, I'm a Diiiiiick, Suck My Flaaaaaag, I'm a Diiiiiiiick!
Brain Salad, Surgery.

Part 120
FIRST CO--fuck.
Pretty In Pink
Shine On, You Crazy Space Commie
Golden Apples Are A Bad, Bad Thing, No Matter Where You're From.
I See 'Em Trollin', Tryin' To Catch 'Em Anonnin' Dirty

Part 119
Problems With the Partisanry.
It's About Trust, and Respect!
Well Played, You Dick.

Part 118
Bros for a Beer, or Never Stick It In a Lapp.
Why Tax Is a Man's Spirit
It's More Likely Than You Think.
Take A Good, Hard Look at the Motherfucki--oops.

Part 117
If At First You Don't Succeed, Fuck That Shit.
Hark! A Windsock!
Pretty Rad Little Monster Dude.
They Can Kick Our Meme But They Can't Kick Our Freedom, or Byzantium's a Lot Like the Internet.

Part 116
Truth or Dare
Dares, con't.
And More.
It's Mighty Morphin' Taxing Time!

Part 115
NOT CUTE. MANLY.

Part 114
On Fish, Pie, and Religious Tolerance.
Truth Or Dare, or, The Heyday of the Crotchkick.
Wise Older Me and the Breasts of the Gods.

Part 113
And Then Norway Was A Woman.
I HEREBY NAME THIS LAND NEW COPENHAGEN.