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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I pushed weenamercator in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, accio (-5000 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I set looiz's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5165 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
whatsoever