Forgive me, idealized_sue

[whatsnot_tolike]

Beloved, please accept my deepest and most sincere apologies for not acknowledging the day the universe was blessed with your presence. Alas, I was in the western reaches of Andalasia slaying ogres, and had been knocked unconscious by the last of my foes even as I felled him and remained so until a few hours ago.

I offer this humble and modest token of my love.