Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July
xoblasphemyox and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October
browniegirl1234 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
happybacon (-5000 points). Last week on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
qcjeph's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5049 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
whatsicle