Cynthia Brown needs to die.
WHY WHY WHY when I make a really good friend who is a girl, do they always end up so fucking weird? what is with that? for real.
First i had Sarah, but she was totally insane in the membrane and did not have a focus on real life at all. Like how she thought she was "teh hottness" when in fact she resembeled(probably still does) a bloated walrus of some kind.
I was cool with kim but I offended her and stuff and now I don't know. We're ok, but we don't hang out. I don't really have spare time to hang out with anyone though.
Then there was Cynthia! I thought, "Well, ok, she only has like maybe three teeth that are NOT rotted out and nasty, but she is cool and thinks I'm funny, ect ect ect." So it was good. Then I moved out and then Robert went nuts and I was like, "wanna move in lol" and she was like "lol yah coz my mom is trying to charge me money for stuff like $400!" So i said ok and we all helped her and it was fine. We all thought everything was good, except for her. When she first moved in I said "No dogs! OUr landlord said no no!" she was cool with it. Until last week. Then she randomly goes "I'm moving back in with my mom because she will let me have that dog and financial reasons ect ect ect" Whatever bitch, i hope the remaining teeth in your mouth fall out while you are kissing Devin. In front of a lot of people. And now YOU wont talk to ME at work?? EXCUSE ME. You are the one who totally stabbed me in the back you fucking asshole i hope you die in a horrible burning fire of some kind. I also hope that Devin is getting it on with a guy. Or two. i should have put broken glass in front of your tire. Maybe i will at work. because i hate you. i hope you get fired so that i never have to see your redneck, country, hillbilly ass again. Your children are gonna be ugly kthxbye.
First i had Sarah, but she was totally insane in the membrane and did not have a focus on real life at all. Like how she thought she was "teh hottness" when in fact she resembeled(probably still does) a bloated walrus of some kind.
I was cool with kim but I offended her and stuff and now I don't know. We're ok, but we don't hang out. I don't really have spare time to hang out with anyone though.
Then there was Cynthia! I thought, "Well, ok, she only has like maybe three teeth that are NOT rotted out and nasty, but she is cool and thinks I'm funny, ect ect ect." So it was good. Then I moved out and then Robert went nuts and I was like, "wanna move in lol" and she was like "lol yah coz my mom is trying to charge me money for stuff like $400!" So i said ok and we all helped her and it was fine. We all thought everything was good, except for her. When she first moved in I said "No dogs! OUr landlord said no no!" she was cool with it. Until last week. Then she randomly goes "I'm moving back in with my mom because she will let me have that dog and financial reasons ect ect ect" Whatever bitch, i hope the remaining teeth in your mouth fall out while you are kissing Devin. In front of a lot of people. And now YOU wont talk to ME at work?? EXCUSE ME. You are the one who totally stabbed me in the back you fucking asshole i hope you die in a horrible burning fire of some kind. I also hope that Devin is getting it on with a guy. Or two. i should have put broken glass in front of your tire. Maybe i will at work. because i hate you. i hope you get fired so that i never have to see your redneck, country, hillbilly ass again. Your children are gonna be ugly kthxbye.