Pretentious assholes.

[whatsherface49]

It's sad when someone you used to be really good friends with turns out to be JUST like they were in high school.  Just as pretentious and know-it-all as they always had been.  It's funny, all that talk about how you have changed so much for the better, well not really.  You still think you know everything, despite the fact that you said you didn't.  You purposly used complicated words just so you would seem smarter.  Well, you really just looked like an ass.  Good Job.  Stop pretending like you are not analyzing me.  Pissed me off.  It basically translated to "Pretty much all my friends are smart coz...you know...they go to college...and I am pretty great.  You don't go to college though...but you know you are still my friend even though you are not as smart as me"  That was pretty much the entire conversation.  Oh, and it was also, "Michael was so good for you and Brandon is not."  Why?  Because you had more of a chance with me when i was with Mikey?  I talked to you more when i was with him?  Well Brandon hates you because he thinks you are the same as you were in high school, just like you think he is.  what a surprise!   Well, I'm pretty much in love with him and i pretty much hate you now, so whatever.  I know all of his flaws, so it is more ok for me to say negative things about him.  But i also actually KNOW Brandon.  You don't know him and you don't know me at all anymore, so what exactly makes us still friends?  Also, i loved the part where you said "It must suck having both your sisters in college and you're not."  aka "it must be sad to be such a loser!"  I pretty much don't want to talk to you again.  Ever.  Thanks for making me feel like shit.  You asshole.  Yeah, totally best friends for life.

Also, go die.  On the way, catch some kind of VD from a slut, please.  I know those are the kind of girls you like.  Kthnxbye.