All these Rufio songs sound EXACTLY THE SAME.

[whatsgolden]

I had quite the interesting dream a few hours ago. I was living in a house that I plan on moving into in a year or so, and we were having a party. At this shindig some television producers were holding auditions for a new Law and Order type TV show. Everyone else at the party was really making a big deal out of the auditions but I didn't seem to care. Eventually, at the suggestion of some friends, I auditioned. I kinda screwed around during the audition and was rude to the producers. After the audition I sat down and played some video games. The next day my house was still full of people and we were cooking a big dinner. I walked outside and saw a huge NBC bus pull up. The producers from the other day walked out and told me that I got the part. I told them that I knew it the second I started the audition. I was told that I could go inside and say goodbye to some people before I got on the bus to head to the studios for the first day of filming. When I went inside and gave the news everyone was really happy. Everyone but my mother that is. She told me that I shouldn't go and that NBC would ruin my life. I left anyway. As I got on the bus my mother ran out of the house and told the Producers all these personal stories about me in an attempt to get them to fire me. It didn't work. As the bus pulled away my mother started screaming at me. On the bus I turned on my new NBC laptop and posted an announcement to my Livejournal telling everyone that I was going to be the star of a new show on NBC in the fall. Then I woke up.

I hope that the whole NBC superstardom thing actually works out. That way I could get famous and have my own episode of 'Cribs'. If I was ever on cribs I would fill one of my closets with dog crap and the other with midgets. When asked why I had closets of dog crap and midgets I would tell the cribs people "I'm on 'Cribs' and I can do whatever the fuck I want."

I noticed a strange habit...I only use "foul language" in context of sketches or other comedic things I do. Otherwise, I never say them. Strange indeed.