The Twelve Days of Christmas
for whatsakumquat:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
un_organizeda dildo2nd
libralibrethe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape3rd
thefalcon3aa TiVo full of porn4th
yos0yskabossA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends5th
thefalcon3aa keg of lube6th
yos0yskabossA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window7th
un_organizedan experimental vibrator8th
un_organizeda keg of lube9th
un_organizeda gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10th
thefalcon3aa fitted corset made of cling wrap11th
libralibrea one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets12th
toofargone2mucha dildo built for two
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