You will always be the same
Kidlets I am going home this weekend! Ohhhhh P-town where have you been all my life?? Today someone tried to get me to do something against my will and I shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm from PORTLAND!"
Things I am looking forward to:
-Cuddling with my puppy.
-Walking my puppy.
-Smelling my puppy.
-Arugula pear salads from Pizzicato
-Skinny dipping
-Chiquita
-My mom's "Life's a bitch. Then you turn 40." mug
-My sister's weird getting out of bed routine
-Being able to shave without faceplanting
-Music Millenium
-Powell's
-Shari's
-Driving with Colleen singing "Wonderboy" at the tops of our lungs
...speaking of Tenacious D, all of my friends here are like, just discovering them. They keep playing "Fuck Her Softly" over and over on their iTunes (to which I have NOT submitted...BY THE WAY) and I'm just like "Guys...'Wonderboy' is much funnier..." but whatever.
Oh, and I'm also IMMENSELY looking forward to seeing as many of you as possible. Contact me bitches. I promise I will not be all elitist and college-y.
Things I am looking forward to:
-Cuddling with my puppy.
-Walking my puppy.
-Smelling my puppy.
-Arugula pear salads from Pizzicato
-Skinny dipping
-Chiquita
-My mom's "Life's a bitch. Then you turn 40." mug
-My sister's weird getting out of bed routine
-Being able to shave without faceplanting
-Music Millenium
-Powell's
-Shari's
-Driving with Colleen singing "Wonderboy" at the tops of our lungs
...speaking of Tenacious D, all of my friends here are like, just discovering them. They keep playing "Fuck Her Softly" over and over on their iTunes (to which I have NOT submitted...BY THE WAY) and I'm just like "Guys...'Wonderboy' is much funnier..." but whatever.
Oh, and I'm also IMMENSELY looking forward to seeing as many of you as possible. Contact me bitches. I promise I will not be all elitist and college-y.