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whats_myname

Feb 19, 2008 21:45

There's more wank here on these compendiums than in the theater of a porn shop ( Read more... )

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hatesbears February 20 2008, 06:36:24 UTC

Application.

whats_myname February 20 2008, 13:48:03 UTC

Sent to your email.

hatesbears February 20 2008, 21:37:08 UTC

Why the fuck do I have to fill this out.

whats_myname February 20 2008, 22:48:06 UTC

Fill it out, or you won't be considered for the job.

hatesbears February 20 2008, 23:06:05 UTC

Don't I get fucking PREFERENCE here?

Also, shred anything from Reilly.

whats_myname February 20 2008, 23:48:45 UTC

I wouldn't even give my mother preference.

You mean the kid? I don't think he's even old enough to fucking shave, much less work in a nightclub.

hatesbears February 20 2008, 23:56:42 UTC

I gave your mother preference last night, cuppycake.

And he's a fucking transexual twinkie.

whats_myname February 21 2008, 00:22:32 UTC

Probably the best she's had.

I know places where that would be a plus.

hatesbears February 21 2008, 00:51:39 UTC

Don't you fucking ever doubt it, cuppycake.

And he has man boobs, huge ones, bigger fucking rack than I have.

whats_myname February 21 2008, 01:07:17 UTC

Oh, I get it now. You're jealous.

hatesbears February 21 2008, 01:12:30 UTC

And I ALSO shit rainbows, like Cuntssia below.

whats_myname February 21 2008, 01:16:41 UTC

Now that's a talent. Should put that on your resume. I know places where that would be a plus.

hatesbears February 21 2008, 01:27:24 UTC

Scat's so PASSE, cuppycake; I had you more of a rough alleyway sort of boy.

whats_myname February 21 2008, 01:41:23 UTC

Never said that was my thing.

And don't I get my own special term of endearment?

hatesbears February 21 2008, 01:46:43 UTC

Then what IS, Keithy?

Sugarcup. Pumpkin. Milkyway. Twinkletoes. Honeypot.

whats_myname February 21 2008, 01:54:31 UTC

Breakfast at Fucking Tiffany's

Those are my only choices? Shit. Alright. Milkyway.

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