POPE WATCH 2005
WELCOME TO POPE WATCH 2K5, ALL POPE ALL THE TIME
Will he die NOW, in 5 MINUTES, or TOMORROW???
STAY TUNED FOR JUICY NEWS WORTHY DETAILS
Including exclusive interviews with people who have met him and some folks who got blessed
With LIVE REPORTS from POPE CAM, located outside the holy man's house
STAY TUNED FOR POPE DEATH PARADE COVERAGE
Brought to you in part by the liberal media and our fine right-wing corporate sponsers.
Will he die NOW, in 5 MINUTES, or TOMORROW???
STAY TUNED FOR JUICY NEWS WORTHY DETAILS
Including exclusive interviews with people who have met him and some folks who got blessed
With LIVE REPORTS from POPE CAM, located outside the holy man's house
STAY TUNED FOR POPE DEATH PARADE COVERAGE
Brought to you in part by the liberal media and our fine right-wing corporate sponsers.