Because I clicked it...
Since you clicked the cut you have to repost this using one of the following as a cut:
1. Missy got me pregnant.
2. I made love to Missy last night.
3. My boy/girl friend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head
9. Pussy eating 101
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.