i gotta tell my mother how im a saint now, sh'es gonna die.
Okay. OKAY. Today has been the besest day. Today is like, like, a day that's gonna go down in the annals of history. (hehe, annals). Right, because, okay, today I totally got promoted.
I know, I know, you wouldn't think that playing Mary Chrsistmas would be some kinda long term stint. But they licked me so much at the mall (my boss is always going on about the impottance of customer service and I guesds I'm real good at servicing my customers) that they're keeping me on for the febururary season. SO I'll be playing Saint Valentine with like, some romantic theme or somethihg. I suggested a makeouts booth.
Its sad too though, about the elvis. I'm gonna miss those guyssd.
And like, for being such tiny people, those elves can sure hold their liquor. I mean like, I've never been outdrunk by someone too short to see over the bar before. Actually I've never been outdrnuk by anyone befor. You know I bet they were hiding it in their pointy little hats. Or their pointy little shoes. Why is everything about elves pointy?
Elves are sneaky.
HEY! Maybe they could be CHERUBS. Wherer you gonna hide the liquor then, elvis??? In your nappy??? Hahaah. Stupid elvses.
Its not like I drank much though, cause Toshiroo gets knind of pissy when I come home tipsy. BUT I'm home now so I guess its okay. I got some frozen cocktail mixes and they're awesome. Anyone wanna come down? You know, I bet they'd be even better if I tried them cold.
I know, I know, you wouldn't think that playing Mary Chrsistmas would be some kinda long term stint. But they licked me so much at the mall (my boss is always going on about the impottance of customer service and I guesds I'm real good at servicing my customers) that they're keeping me on for the febururary season. SO I'll be playing Saint Valentine with like, some romantic theme or somethihg. I suggested a makeouts booth.
Its sad too though, about the elvis. I'm gonna miss those guyssd.
And like, for being such tiny people, those elves can sure hold their liquor. I mean like, I've never been outdrunk by someone too short to see over the bar before. Actually I've never been outdrnuk by anyone befor. You know I bet they were hiding it in their pointy little hats. Or their pointy little shoes. Why is everything about elves pointy?
Elves are sneaky.
HEY! Maybe they could be CHERUBS. Wherer you gonna hide the liquor then, elvis??? In your nappy??? Hahaah. Stupid elvses.
Its not like I drank much though, cause Toshiroo gets knind of pissy when I come home tipsy. BUT I'm home now so I guess its okay. I got some frozen cocktail mixes and they're awesome. Anyone wanna come down? You know, I bet they'd be even better if I tried them cold.