Halloween Plans!

[whatpaperwork]

Okay, so I checked it out and it seems like the water in the laundry room has gone down from swimmingpool-deep to paddlingpool-deep, which means that the whole halloween haunted dungeon idea is a go.

Like, I put down some ground-sheets in there, and I know it kinda still smells a bit like wet dog, but I have some Jesus Scented Candles left over

Comments

[life_in_stereo_]

Man, I hear Renji's pretty scary even without the masks on.

[whatpaperwork]

I guess he could be some kind've cannibal tribesman, right? Like a Tutu or a Boobie or something.

And maybe you could be that cute little doll.... Chucky? I think he was a Ginger.

[life_in_stereo_]

Look lady, I ain't being in no haunted house.

[whatpaperwork]

There aren't any real ghosts down there, honey. At least I don't think so. My underwear does seem to go missing a lot.

[life_in_stereo_]

UHH LOOK. I FEEL LIKE THAT REALLY MIGHT NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH GHOSTS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO THAT CRAZY GUY WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS. BOWIE. YEAH.

[whatpaperwork]

That's an swful lotta capslock, sweetie. And it's really not fair to blame the elderly, I mean if it wasn't ghosts, I'd probably have to consider who lives closest to the laundry room. I feel like you have pretty good access to my underwear, yourself.

[life_in_stereo_]

Look, I have my OWN laundry to worry about.

[whatpaperwork]

So you'll do the haunted house? It'd be great if you could, sweetie, people are always unsettled by Gingers. We fear what we can't understand, I guess.

[life_in_stereo_]

What!? NO. No!! I probably got some other shit to take care of for that. AND ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR?!

[whatpaperwork]

But, I mean... I really want you there. I mean, like, I really want you, Ichigo. You wouldn't turn down a woman in need, right?

And of course I don't have a problem with your hair. I'm really open minded, you know? I cried when I watched the movie about that John Merrick guy. People can be so cruel...

[life_in_stereo_]

Uhh...I mean.

What.

Um.

Look. I uh, don't know why you'd actually need me there or anything. I mean, I guess...I suppose that maybe...

[whatpaperwork]

Awesome. Okay, I've signed you up as like, a freaky scarecrow, and you're in charge of apple bobbing. You gotta provide your own apples and like, a bucket. I figure we can just scoop some water up off the floor.

See you there!

[life_in_stereo_]

A freaky scarecrow?!? Wait a minute--I gotta dress up!? That was not part of the plan here, sister.

[whatpaperwork]

Well I mean, you could just wear what you usually do, but I feel like 'thinks he's cool' is kinda a lame costume theme for halloween.

[life_in_stereo_]

HEY! What is that supposed to mean, huh?!

[whatpaperwork]

It means I think you'd make a really great scarecrow, sweetie, that's all. Like, people would be way less likely to point and laugh.