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Aug 17, 2006 04:13

So what does a person wear to a dating auction? Like, I've never been to an auction before, and I'm not sure how the whole thing goes. Are there rounds? Because I don't know how much I'd raise in eveningwear, but I'd probably be pretty profitable in a bikini, you know?

How does it work? You get up on stage and the auctioneer guy does all the banging? You know, with that little hammer they have. Because I will totally volunteer. Ino, can you sign Iruka up too? I don't know if I can get him into swimwear, but I'm sure I can find him a shirt without a pocket protector. He's pretty exotic now, with the trip to Borneo and all. He could probably even show his date the slideshow of the trip. That could raise his price. There are monkeys and everything, and he could just skip over the boring science ones.

Oh, Toushirou sweetie? I know how you like looking at melons so I found this site for you. I had to reconfigure Net Nanny specially.



He hasn't even mentioned the kiss, which proves it was a mistake or, like, an accident. He probably fell and landed on my mouth, a couple of guys have told me how that happened before. It's not even that clear a memory, I guess because of how early it was. You know what, I probably dreamed it. That would explain a lot.

I mean I dreamed that Toushirou was some kind of military commander this one time. Dreams don't mean anything.
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