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[whatpaperwork]

So I went shoe shopping yesterday - a new job requires new job shoes, right? Also the floor in the break room is that soft corkboard stuff and my heels were leaving little indents everywhere. The new ones I got are higher but narrower so I figure they'll do less damage

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[intoinfinity]

Ah... A wider heel would leave less of an indentation. The narrower heel focuses the weight of your entire body into one point. You might end up getting stuck in the cork floor.

[whatpaperwork]

No, no, see I know you mean well and this is your crazy science stuff and everything, but there's just no way that less of a shoe can leave more of a dent. And they're pink.

[intoinfinity]

They would be leaving a deeper dent. A wider heel would spread the pressure over more surface area, defusing the weight.

[whatpaperwork]

...So you're saying you think I've put on weight?

[intoinfinity]

No, I am saying that pressure over a wider heel diffuses force better than pressure on a narrower heel.

[whatpaperwork]

Because, you know, I may be a little heavier than other girls, but it all goes straight to my chest.

[intoinfinity]

I am talking about downward pressure through gravity, which is also called weight scientifically.

[ise_nanao_chan]

Ahhh, Kuchiki-san, I don't think you're going to win this one.

[syncopation]

It doesn't look like it is possible, does it?

[ise_nanao_chan]

Not really.

[intoinfinity]

Perhaps I ought to stop while I am still ahead.

[ise_nanao_chan]

You're quite wise, Kuchiki-san.

[intoinfinity]

Thank you Miss Ise.

[supine_sky]

See, my ma taught me this when I was very young. Never mention weight in the presence of a woman.

[whatpaperwork]

Oh! No, gravity isn't really something I've gotta worry about yet. It helps to sleep in your bra.