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Sep 13, 2005 16:39

Goni has returned!

Yarr! Ghengis Khan! )

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 03:47:26 UTC


307,570 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 55% of the current population -

307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 65% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid

HAHAHA! Must be the redneck breeding...

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 03:48:53 UTC
WAHHH!! I just noticed! I'M GOING TO BE A WHORE! AFFAIR! DIVORCE! WOE IS I!

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whatmouse September 14 2005, 21:21:56 UTC
Perhaps your first husband met with an untimely death, such as by bezerker killer hamsters maybe.

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 23:33:03 UTC
.... is it sad that I just assumed the above, rather than untimely death by berserker killer hamsters?

Waah.

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whatmouse September 15 2005, 06:10:01 UTC
Admittedly, death by berzerker killer hamsters is not in the Top Ten of Ways to Die (which is unfortunate). But I am surprised that berzerker killer ninjas didn't spring to mind, because of how well known ninjas are for routinely flipping out and killing people.

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