if you could see it then you'd understand...
holy crap! i spent 2 night in the ER with a kidney infection. it was super painful and i pitched a fit and almost went on a killing spree when they tried to put an IV in my arm. i think they gave me too much morphine because i kept telling the doctors that i wanted a bologna sandwich (what kind of vegetarian wants to eat BOLOGNA?!) and then i kept saying "holy shit i have bugs crawling all over me" and she said "this is not a psych ward"...whatever that means. too bad i woke up with a goddamn cockroach in my bed trying to make out with me at 3 fucking AM. goddamn. no one ever listens to the crazy, drugged up kidney infection girl.
so chris and i...aren't together anymore. not really. hes still living with me and sleeping in my bed but...i told him i didn't want a boyfriend, and i dont. im stiking to my word.
oh and also, hydrocodine is the best thing everrrrrrrrrrr! ive been popping those things like skittles, thanks to the immense pain that has recently spread over my entire body. people keep trying to buy them from me so i told them "why dont you grow a vagina and get a goddamn UTI and a 102.7 fever and then give me all of your life-saving drugs, asshole." fuck that shit. well whatever, at least i lost 8 pounds.
so chris and i...aren't together anymore. not really. hes still living with me and sleeping in my bed but...i told him i didn't want a boyfriend, and i dont. im stiking to my word.
oh and also, hydrocodine is the best thing everrrrrrrrrrr! ive been popping those things like skittles, thanks to the immense pain that has recently spread over my entire body. people keep trying to buy them from me so i told them "why dont you grow a vagina and get a goddamn UTI and a 102.7 fever and then give me all of your life-saving drugs, asshole." fuck that shit. well whatever, at least i lost 8 pounds.