Dating Application!
I have been single for two years and I am not exactly actively looking for a boyfriend, but boyfriend/girlfriend applications seem to be all the rage these days. And we all know how damn adamant I am about following trends! So copy and paste this and fill it out if you're bored, or ignore this if you're not bored. I ain't mad at ya.
name:
age:
location:
height/weight:
Multiple Choice
1. We have a date to hang out Friday night at six. At five, your friends call you to invite you to go with them for happy hour/pool. What do you do?
(a) Tell them you can't go because you already made plans with me
(b) Call me and ask if I want to go play pool with you and your friends
(c) Go out with your friends, it's cheap booze and you can always hang out with me on Saturday
(d) Go out with your friends, then call me at midnight hoping you can still stop by to get some action
2. How often would you call me?
(a) Once a day or more, it's important for couples to keep in touch
(b) A few times a week, everyone needs their space
(c) Just when we need to make/confirm plans. There's always texting, im's, myspace, etc
(d) You wouldn't call me, but you might pick up when I call you
3. I do something to make you annoyed or angry. What do you do?
(a) Tell me what I did that bothered you, and then get over it
(b) Tell me what I did that bothered you....over and over again, every time we have a disagreement
(c) Pretend that it never happened
(d) Ignore me
4. Your run into an old flame, and she wants to go to lunch with you. What do you do?
(a) Go out to lunch with her. There's nothing wrong with it
(b) Go out to lunch with her and keep it secret from me
(c) Tell me that you ran into an "old friend" and ask if it would bother me if you went out
(d) Exes are exes for a reason. There's no point in getting involved in potentially sticky situations
5. I have a lot of male friends. How do you feel about that?
(a) It doesn't bother you, I picked you to date and not them
(b) Hanging out with old friends is legit, but I shouldn't be actively seeking new guys to hang with one on one
(c) It depends on how close I am to them, casual friendships are ok
(d) I shouldn't be hanging out with other guys unless you are there/it's a group situation
Short Answer
1. Why do you want to date me?
2. What is your best quality?
3. What is your worst quality?
4. What are you passionate about?
5. Have you ever cheated?
6. What do you consider to be cheating?
7. What are your political views?
8. What about religion?
9. What kind of music do you like? If you like music I strongly dislike (nu metal, new rap music, country) would you let me listen to what I like in the car?
10. When was your last relationship. Why did it end? What did you personally do to fuck it up?
11. What is your idea of a perfect date?
12. Who should pay for dates?
13. How important is sex to you in a relationship? How often would you like to have sex? Are you a giver or a taker?
14. Are you creative? What kind of creative things do you like to do?
15. What kind of food do you like? Are you willing to try new things?
Yes/No
1. Do you have a lot of baggage, ie still not over an ex?
2. Are you still friends with any of your exes?
3. Do you have any substance abuse issues?
4. Do you like making out? Would you make out with me even if I didn't want to have sex with you for a while?
5. Are you even moderately desperate? If you went out with me would you consider yourself to be 'settling'?
6. Do you have a car? This only matters because I don't
7. Do you have your own place? This matters because I do, but I don't have a bed
8. If we broke up, would you make up lies about me to make yourself look better?
9. Would you accept me and love me exactly as I am?
10. Are you employed? Going to school?
11. Are you willing to take risks that could make you look silly, ie playing Dance Dance Revolution with me, singing karaoke, etc?
12. Ever fool around with guys? Might you be gay/bisexual?
13. Ever lie to a girl to get in her pants?
14. Do you like to read?
15. Did you lie/exaggerate on this test just to impress me/look good?
Yeah, it's long but by now I know exactly what I want. Which might be why I've been single for two years, but it is better to be single and satisfied than in a relationship and secretly wishing for an upgrade.
name:
age:
location:
height/weight:
Multiple Choice
1. We have a date to hang out Friday night at six. At five, your friends call you to invite you to go with them for happy hour/pool. What do you do?
(a) Tell them you can't go because you already made plans with me
(b) Call me and ask if I want to go play pool with you and your friends
(c) Go out with your friends, it's cheap booze and you can always hang out with me on Saturday
(d) Go out with your friends, then call me at midnight hoping you can still stop by to get some action
2. How often would you call me?
(a) Once a day or more, it's important for couples to keep in touch
(b) A few times a week, everyone needs their space
(c) Just when we need to make/confirm plans. There's always texting, im's, myspace, etc
(d) You wouldn't call me, but you might pick up when I call you
3. I do something to make you annoyed or angry. What do you do?
(a) Tell me what I did that bothered you, and then get over it
(b) Tell me what I did that bothered you....over and over again, every time we have a disagreement
(c) Pretend that it never happened
(d) Ignore me
4. Your run into an old flame, and she wants to go to lunch with you. What do you do?
(a) Go out to lunch with her. There's nothing wrong with it
(b) Go out to lunch with her and keep it secret from me
(c) Tell me that you ran into an "old friend" and ask if it would bother me if you went out
(d) Exes are exes for a reason. There's no point in getting involved in potentially sticky situations
5. I have a lot of male friends. How do you feel about that?
(a) It doesn't bother you, I picked you to date and not them
(b) Hanging out with old friends is legit, but I shouldn't be actively seeking new guys to hang with one on one
(c) It depends on how close I am to them, casual friendships are ok
(d) I shouldn't be hanging out with other guys unless you are there/it's a group situation
Short Answer
1. Why do you want to date me?
2. What is your best quality?
3. What is your worst quality?
4. What are you passionate about?
5. Have you ever cheated?
6. What do you consider to be cheating?
7. What are your political views?
8. What about religion?
9. What kind of music do you like? If you like music I strongly dislike (nu metal, new rap music, country) would you let me listen to what I like in the car?
10. When was your last relationship. Why did it end? What did you personally do to fuck it up?
11. What is your idea of a perfect date?
12. Who should pay for dates?
13. How important is sex to you in a relationship? How often would you like to have sex? Are you a giver or a taker?
14. Are you creative? What kind of creative things do you like to do?
15. What kind of food do you like? Are you willing to try new things?
Yes/No
1. Do you have a lot of baggage, ie still not over an ex?
2. Are you still friends with any of your exes?
3. Do you have any substance abuse issues?
4. Do you like making out? Would you make out with me even if I didn't want to have sex with you for a while?
5. Are you even moderately desperate? If you went out with me would you consider yourself to be 'settling'?
6. Do you have a car? This only matters because I don't
7. Do you have your own place? This matters because I do, but I don't have a bed
8. If we broke up, would you make up lies about me to make yourself look better?
9. Would you accept me and love me exactly as I am?
10. Are you employed? Going to school?
11. Are you willing to take risks that could make you look silly, ie playing Dance Dance Revolution with me, singing karaoke, etc?
12. Ever fool around with guys? Might you be gay/bisexual?
13. Ever lie to a girl to get in her pants?
14. Do you like to read?
15. Did you lie/exaggerate on this test just to impress me/look good?
Yeah, it's long but by now I know exactly what I want. Which might be why I've been single for two years, but it is better to be single and satisfied than in a relationship and secretly wishing for an upgrade.