PROM NIGHT!!! or: Didn't Lose the V-card, WTF?
Ok, so last night was the infamous prom night. What began as Scott taking us out drinking to celebrate his winning a contest at work ended up being a true event. First me, Kristi, Mel, and Melinda headed over to Scott's house where we all took pictures of each other in our finery and then we headed over to the Spearmint Rhino to meet up with Francis. What happened to this being the classy strip joint with the best looking girls? There were too many that looked like 80's porn stars! But even though there were a lot of creepy looking strippers last night, at least they were funny. One of them asked to touch my dress and told me that it was nice to see something shiny that wasn't spandex. Another one told me that for our next theme night we should be strippers. Oh, those crazy half-naked girls! The best stripper was the one who finally gave me a dollar trick. She was dancing to Evanescence and she bent me back over the table and sang in my ear while she was feeling me up. Worst singer ever! But at least getting felt up distracted me a little bit from her bad karaoke rendition of what was already a terrible song.
After leaving the strip club, we headed over to Pear so I could say hi to my friend Addis that works there. I had never been there before and I must say it is the most yuppy place I have ever been to in my life. People act so much snobbier when they are getting drunk on the company credit card! Rachel met up with us there, and we took more pictures, mostly of all of us giving posed kisses. We all took a shot together, and then left before we could get kicked out. We decided that our kind would be more welcome at Mulligan's, so we headed over there where we met up with Wil, who was also looking his finest. They played my favorite David Bowie song, so we had to have a drunken sing along to it. I still think our drunken singing was better than the stripper's sober performance, but I digress. After a couple more drinks, Melinda and Scott left to go do it, and the rest of us headed to the Neurolux to shake our asses. We danced and drank and talked to strangers until the place closed down and they kicked everybody out. After a quick stop at the Pita Pit, we came home and I fell asleep to sweet dreams of being prom queen with Zack Morris as my king. Dressing up makes everything more fun!
After leaving the strip club, we headed over to Pear so I could say hi to my friend Addis that works there. I had never been there before and I must say it is the most yuppy place I have ever been to in my life. People act so much snobbier when they are getting drunk on the company credit card! Rachel met up with us there, and we took more pictures, mostly of all of us giving posed kisses. We all took a shot together, and then left before we could get kicked out. We decided that our kind would be more welcome at Mulligan's, so we headed over there where we met up with Wil, who was also looking his finest. They played my favorite David Bowie song, so we had to have a drunken sing along to it. I still think our drunken singing was better than the stripper's sober performance, but I digress. After a couple more drinks, Melinda and Scott left to go do it, and the rest of us headed to the Neurolux to shake our asses. We danced and drank and talked to strangers until the place closed down and they kicked everybody out. After a quick stop at the Pita Pit, we came home and I fell asleep to sweet dreams of being prom queen with Zack Morris as my king. Dressing up makes everything more fun!